Abbie Hoffman

Abbie Hoffman

The third in our series of quotes by leading writers of the Counterculture. Other writers in our collection include Ken Kesey and Hunter S. Thompson.

I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.

The only way to support a revolution is to make your own.

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

Become an internationalist and learn to respect all life. Make war on machines. And in particular the sterile machines of corporate death and the robots that guard them.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

A modern revolutionary group heads for the television station.

If asked to name the most important institution in our lives, one would have to say the underground newspaper.

Smoking dope and hanging up Che’s picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps.

You measure a democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

Usually when you ask somebody in college why they are there, they’ll tell you it’s to get an education. The truth of it is, they are there to get the degree so that they can get ahead in the rat race. Too many college radicals are two-timing punks. The only reason you should be in college is to destroy it.

In this state, dig it, you get twenty years for sale of dope to a minor. You only get five to ten for manslaughter. So like, the thing is, if you’re selling to a kid and cops come, shoot the kid real quick!

Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular decade. It is a perpetual process embedded in the human spirit.

There are lots of secret rules by which power maintains itself.  Only when you challenge it, force the crisis, do you discover the true nature of society.  And only at the time it chooses to teach you.

Occasionally you can use your intellect to guess at the plan, but in general the secrets of power are taught in the darkened police cells, back alleys, and on the street.

Despite the personal successes, like becoming national president of his businessmen’s club, he [Hoffman’s father] went out bitter. He loved prime-time America, but Watergate shattered his tube.

From Hoffman’s testimony during the Trial of the Chicago 7:

MR. WEINGLASS: Where do you reside?

THE WITNESS: I live in Woodstock Nation.

MR. WEINGLASS: Will you tell the Court and jury where it is?

THE WITNESS: Yes.  It is a nation of alienated young people.  We carry it around with us as a state of mind in the same way as the Sioux Indians carried the Sioux nation around with them.  It is a nation dedicated to cooperation versus competition, to the idea that people should have better means of exchange than property or money, that there should be some other basis for human interaction.  It is a nation dedicated to–

THE COURT: Just where it is, that is all.

THE WITNESS: It is in my mind and in the minds of my brothers and sisters.  It does not consist of property or material but, rather, of ideas and certain values.  We believe in a society–

THE COURT: No, we want the place of residence, if he has one, place of doing business, if you have a business.  Nothing about philosophy or India, sir.  Just where you live, if you have a place to live.  Now you said Woodstock.  In what state is Woodstock?

THE WITNESS: It is in the state of mind, in the mind of myself and my brothers and sisters.  It is a conspiracy.  Presently, the nation is held captive, in the penitentiaries of the institutions of a decaying system.

Hoffman visiting the University of Oklahoma ~1969.

Hoffman visiting the University of Oklahoma ~1969.

Abbie Hoffman’s most well-known books: Steal This Book; Revolution for the Hell of it: The Book That Earned Abbie Hoffman a 5 Year Prison Term at the Chicago Conspiracy Trial; Woodstock Nation: A Talk-Rock Album; and To America with Love: Letters From the Underground (written with Anita Hoffman).  To see more titles, please visit Hoffman’s page at Amazon.

IMAGE: Hoffman with microphone

IMAGE: Abbie Hoffman

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Whatever happened to Abbie Hoffman?

dusty rhodes

he 86’d himself in a depressive downfall…. sad.


Abbie was a national treasure. Thanks for publishing this. His words still ring true and should be repeated to arouse the comatose generation that once understood the meaning of his words.


Good movie where I first learned about Abbie Hoffman from is called “Steal this Movie” and used to be available on YouTube.!

Pretty good.


But it was Barry Freed who took the quotes and lessons from Abbie and learned to organize white liberals that were the bane of the counterculture.


Personally, Reading Hoffman as a pre-adolecent and “Identifying” led to a profound lifetime shift in perspective. artists: Derrick Jensen, as well as Klee Benally, & good SF. writers keep open a door of support. Contrast from a system constantly that attacks, what has become a toxic , ravvaged planet.

dusty rhodes

i met jerry rubin about a year before he got killed, he was a suit and tie guy selling health products. but as i got talking to him, i sensed he should have stayed in the forefront of the cultural revolution. but the fbi and the irs were beating him to a pulp. where the hell are todays abbie and jerry when we need them?

snoopy poops

They’re all sitting in front of their computers.

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