Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook
Zuck in the cookie jar. Photo credit: DonkeyHotey / WhoWhatWhy (CC BY-SA 2.0) See complete attribution below.

Imagine a stranger walking up to you on the street and saying: “If you give me your personal information and that of your friends and family, I’ll tell you which character from Harry Potter you are.” What sounds like a ridiculous proposition is, in a nutshell, the business model of Facebook.

The social media giant reportedly now has more than 2.2 billion monthly active users, i.e., people who log on at least once per month. But that’s a bit misleading. Because individuals are “users” in the same way that chickens are “users” of gigantic battery farms. Those hens aren’t customers, they are the product.

Just as the chickens don’t know where their eggs disappear to, Facebook users have no clue in whose hands their personal information will end up. Most of them probably don’t even realize how much data they are forking over when they “agree” to the terms of service (which virtually no one reads) before playing even the dumbest of games or taking quizzes telling them which type of pudding they are.

They certainly don’t seem to be asking themselves why they would need to grant the makers of Candy Crush access to their friends list just to play a game a 5-year-old could master.

And, because Facebook is essentially a monopoly, the people who rely on it to stay in touch with friends and family do not have a lot of choice about whether they want their data harvested.

Case in point: buried in a little-noticed statement the company released earlier this week is an admission that “most people on Facebook could have had their public profile scraped” by “malicious actors,” who are using phone numbers and email addresses to take information from these profiles.

That sounds as though these “malicious actors” are doing pretty much what app makers and Facebook advertisers are doing — with the key difference being that they aren’t paying Facebook.

So they’re kinda like the NSA. Speaking of … those guys must feel like idiots for violating the Constitution to illegally spy on American citizens when all they had to do was create a bunch of apps and quizzes to get us to hand over our information voluntarily.

That brings us to the users themselves. While a lot of people complain about their data being taken — for example, the 87 million Facebook users whose information was used by Cambridge Analytica to help elect Donald Trump — many of them are not taking the steps available to protect their information and communications. On the other hand, Facebook doesn’t make it easy to protect users from having their data harvested. Still, we now live in a world in which convenience seems to be more important to many Americans than privacy. If you don’t believe me, just ask Alexa.

However, and here’s the key, there are a lot of people who value privacy but also want to take advantage of social media. They don’t have a lot of options because Facebook is essentially a monopoly, and granting its users a maximum of privacy runs counter to its business model.

This is one area in which government has an obligation to step in. Facebook being used by foreign and domestic actors to subvert democracy is another.

It is apparent that Mark Zuckerberg and his crew won’t do anything they don’t have to. For example, Facebook will strengthen data protection provisions this month, but only because the EU has mandated it. And there might even be some protections that only apply to Europeans.

Zuckerberg also announced that Facebook would start verifying the identity of people who purchase political ads on the platform. Whoopdeefuckingdoo! The only big deal about this step is that it has taken so long. Foreign nationals are prohibited from spending money on US elections, so, for example, with regard to Russians purchasing Facebook ads or promoting Facebook pages in the past, Zuckerberg is merely saying that the company will now start following the law.

Naturally, this “concession” comes a week before he will appear before Congress to explain how Facebook is making a buck on ruining US democracy.

Like the internet itself, Facebook was originally designed to facilitate connections, which it has done. But like most nice things, people have found ways to screw it up big-time. And — Surprise! Surprise! — it turns out we can’t rely on the people who are getting rich off the screw up to fix things.

The cartoon above was created by DonkeyHotey for WhoWhatWhy from these images: Mark Zuckerberg caricature (DonkeyHotey / Flickr – CC BY 2.0), cookie jar (Scott Rubin / Flickr – CC BY 2.0), eating (Kurman Communications, Inc. / Flickr – CC BY 2.0), mouse 1 (Giang H? Th? Hoàng / Flickr – CC BY 2.0), mouse 2 (Rene Schwietzke / Flickr – CC BY 2.0), mouse 3 (Rene Schwietzke / Flickr – CC BY 2.0), map (DyosEL / Flickr – CC BY 2.0), and fb (Wikimedia).


  • Klaus Marre is a writer, editor, and former congressional reporter. Follow him on Twitter @KlausMarre. DonkeyHotey creates caricatures and cartoons used by many writers and websites to illustrate news articles and opinion pieces. His current work is a combination of caricature, photo collage, and photo manipulation. Follow him on Twitter @DonkeyHotey.

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It would be nice if Russ and WWW would cover the Clinton uranium 1 deal as much as they cover facecrack and Felix Sater…

I havent seen any work on this site regarding uranium 1 which is ROTTEN.

Paul Benjou

As a practitioner in the world of big data I am reminded of Zuckerberg’s comment about the users of what is now Facebook as “They trust me” “Dumb F—ks” for giving up their personal data.
Contrary to Wall Street analysts’ suggestion that he has matured, I beg to differ. Analysts have an agenda to keep the stock price momentum going and have no clue (nor do they really care) about the nefarious practices behind the Facebook curtain.
For years I rallied against the intrusions, and yes, theft of the use of our data which most have blindly turned over to Facebook.
Let’s be clear. Facebook did not steal our data. The fine print in their terms allowed them to mine our information legally (if not surreptitiously). In return, we get to use the platform. Such fun!!!
As Facebook executives insist they don’t sell their data, they are correct. They DO sell the USE of our data, and then lose control as the buyer of the data usage integrates third party data to enhance profile targeting down to, yes, even a street address with a more complete profile of YOU …. anonymity be gone.
So what we end up with as the chickens come home to roost is a nest of lies, obfuscated with technical terms, apologies, lack of transparency and accountability and legislators who don’t have a clue how to pull the curtain aside and ask the right questions.
Zuckerberg will not go away as he has overriding voting rights on the business of Facebook. What needs to be done is for clueless legislators to clamp down hard on how this company is undermining the very foundation of what the definition of privacy is …. something Zuckerberg will never openly admit he believes doesn’t exist.


Zuckerberg has already stated that “most” of Facebook’s 2 billion+ users have had their profiles scraped by outside 3rd party apps.

Zuckerberg and FB’s business model is securitization of user data and profiles which is the same model Wall Street uses to sell derivatives based on mortgage payment profiles, credit card payments, car payment profiles, rents and insurance payments etc.

Wall Street banks lead by – GS, JPM, MS – funded and took FB public and made Zuckerberg a billionaire because they recognized their own business model.