On this Presidents’ Day, we celebrate our nation’s most unique leader... and we all know who we are talking about.
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This Presidents’ Day, let’s forget nobodies like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, and instead celebrate the greatest president this nation has ever seen.
Obviously, we are talking about the brilliant man who currently runs the country and whose magnificent visage should one day replace that of those other presidents on Mount Rushmore.
Yes, Washington won the Revolutionary War and all that, but did he use the money from his father to become incredibly wealthy? We think not.
Then there is Thomas Jefferson, who was viewed as a brilliant communicator and wrote the Declaration of Independence, but did he own a social media website and become its most prolific user? He did not.
What about Lincoln? His achievement of quelling a rebellion and ending slavery is unquestioned (well, perhaps questioned a little bit by the current president), but he did not have to overcome narcissistic personality disorder to do so. In other words, that was pretty easy.
What our leader is doing is much more difficult. He is saving humanity against all odds, no matter which insults or lawsuits his opponents are throwing his way.
In addition, while Lincoln put in place the nation’s first and greatest DEI project, our president is fighting against the woke mind virus and keeping the government free from that riffraff.
And, if he could, the man who currently leads the nation would probably roll back Honest Abe’s signature accomplishment.
Speaking of honest, that is another major difference — but let’s not get into that. If Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln would have had the opportunity to consistently lie to Americans on an industrial scale and spread misinformation, they certainly would have done it… probably. Right?
But there are not only differences between past presidents and the man pulling the strings today.
Teddy Roosevelt, for example, endeavored to make the White House a center of news.
That is certainly the case in our time as well. Of course, now it is primarily a center of fake news, but that’s just semantics.
In any case, our president is not only a prime generator of news; he is changing the news business as a whole — for example, with lawsuits meant to drain media organizations of resources and intimidate them.
Some might call this bullying, but our president is really just a smart businessman.
Speaking of, while Jefferson may have been viewed as the most brilliant president up to this point, our current leader is widely praised as a genius and visionary.
In terms of their personal lives, there are some parallels as well.
For example, like Jefferson, he has multiple kids with different women. However, at least not as far as we know, Jefferson did not have a preferred child, while our president does, which shows his dedication to excellence.
And it is this excellence that we celebrate today on Presidents’ Day.
Therefore, please join us in hailing a president like no other who has come before him: Elon Musk.
In his Navigating the Insanity columns, Klaus Marre provides the kind of hard-hitting, thought-provoking, and often humorous analysis you won’t find anywhere else.
