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For some time now, various Republicans have been floating the theory that the Democrats have been planning all along to use a bait-and-switch maneuver to replace President Joe Biden with another candidate prior to the election.

Some, like Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) or former GOP presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy, are convinced that it will be Michelle Obama, while others, like influencer Tomi Lahren, are sure it will be California Governor Gavin Newsom (D).

Now, with Biden on the ropes, does it mean that these predictions were correct?

Does it really make sense that Biden’s perilous position in the race is somehow the result of a sophisticated plan like these modern day Nostradami claim?

Yup, totally!

In fact, we have obtained the transcript of the secret Democratic National Committee (DNC) meeting where this entire scheme was discussed.

Here you go (by the way, in case that wasn’t obvious, this is satire because the idea that all of this is premeditated is ridiculous):

DNC Member 1: Let’s come to order. We are here to discuss the plan that will ensure that a Democrat will defeat Donald Trump or whoever the Republican nominee is.

Obviously, the key to the entire thing is to replace the sitting president in a way that is as awkward as possible.

DNC Member 2 (possibly Biden): Wait, what?

DNC Member 1: Let’s keep in mind our objectives. We want to guarantee that this transition is as awkward as possible and as though we don’t value democratic principles… either in the primary or ahead of the general election.

DNC Member 3: But we also want to ensure that our eventual candidate will not have a lot of time for fundraising or building up name recognition, correct?

DNC Member 1: Correct. That is why we want them to enter the race really, really late.

DNC Member 2: What is happening?

DNC Member 1: So, that’s agreed to. The next question is: How will we demonstrate that our president is no longer up for the task?

DNC Member 4: Throughout the early part of 2024, maybe he could commit some gaffes or appear to space out during events. And, of course, we want him to no longer walk with confidence but rather shuffle around.

DNC Member 3: Not high-profile enough. Why don’t we wait until the first presidential debate and then have Joe absolutely bomb it to leave Americans wondering whether we have covered up his senility.

DNC Member 1: Brilliant, I love it.

DNC Member 2: Are you guys talking about me?

DNC Member 4: And then, after this debate, he’ll just step aside right away, correct?

DNC Member 1: God no! We want to drag this out and make it a really torturous process.

DNC Member 3: Yes. We want Democrats to urge him to do the right thing for party and country and then have him be defiant. That’ll throw a curveball to political super sleuths like Ted Cruz and Tomi Lahren.

DNC Member 1: Ha, yes. Those fools will never figure it out now.

DNC Member 4: So, who will replace Joe?

DNC Member 1: Obviously, Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom.

DNC Member 3: This cannot possibly fail. Best. Plan. Ever. Who is going to tell Joe?

DNC Member 2: I’m right here, guys.

So, is that really the ingenious plan the DNC hatched?

We probably won’t know until President Michelle Obama will make the 2023 DNC transcripts public.

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