Rudy Giuliani, Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, Cameo, Ruby Freeman, Shaye Moss
Rudy Giuliani skulks around his secret lair. Photo credit: DonkeyHotey / WhoWhatWhy (CC BY-SA 2.0) See complete attribution below.

Defendant Rudy Giuliani was so afraid of the horrible things America would see in his documents that he tanked his own trial rather than reveal his secrets.

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Rudy Giuliani has descended into the depths of decrepitude and lawlessness. When facing Ruby Freeman and her daughter Shaye Moss in his recent defamation trial, he refused to comply with discovery and to testify. He was literally contemptible. He provided a few documents, but would not produce the bulk of requested materials. The only logical conclusion is that the secrets buried in his finances and communication are so damning that he will do anything to prevent them from being revealed. 

He also thinks it’s cool to keep repeating his lies about the Georgia election workers so that the MAGA base will be confused about the outcome of the trial. This also is a tribute to his master, Donald Trump. In response, Rudy will get a Christmas gift of another lawsuit brought by Freeman and Moss. 

Rudy, with his MAGA mentality, operates from a perspective of privilege and invulnerability. He can do anything or say anything about anyone and he can’t be held accountable. He just filed for bankruptcy. Is his plan to delay paying any price until he squirms out of this mortal coil?

“America’s Mayor” will have to hawk a gazillion Cameo posts to survive until then.

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The cartoon above was created by DonkeyHotey for WhoWhatWhy from these images: Rudy Giuliani caricature (DonkeyHotey / Flickr – CC BY 2.0 DEED), smoker (Gustavo Fring / Pexels), chest (Fletcher Fund / Wikimedia – CC0 1.0 DEED), chest (G. Fleming / Wikimedia – CC0 1.0 DEED), safe (steve lyon / Flickr – CC BY-SA 2.0 DEED), gold bars (Stevebidmead / Wikimedia – CC0 1.0 Deed), barrels (Frank Schulenburg / Wikimedia – CC BY-SA 4.0 DEED), laptop ( Free Stock Photos / Wikimedia – CC0 1.0 DEED), Cameo (Baron App, Inc / Wikimedia), and Cave (Andrzej Otrębski / Wikimedia – CC BY-SA 4.0 DEED).


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    DonkeyHotey creates art to illustrate news articles and opinion pieces. His current work is a combination of caricature, photo collage, and photo manipulation.

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