Elon Musk wants government employees to email their managers about what they did this week. Here is Donald Trump's email to him.
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Shadow President Elon Musk on Saturday announced that all federal employees would receive an email asking them to explain what they did in the past week or risk losing their jobs.
Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.
Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 22, 2025
That’s exactly what happened. Within hours, government employees received an email from the Office of Personnel Management that gave them instructions on what to do (but did not include the ridiculous and likely illegal threat of termination).
“Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager,” it said. “Please do not send any classified information, links or attachments.”
And, since Musk is his de-facto manager, President Donald Trump spent Saturday night composing the following email, which WhoWhatWhy obtained.
EOLN,
I am making AMERICA great again and did MORE THAN five THINGS this week.
- To make America Great Again, I spoke to my GOOD friend Vladimir Putin, who is a strong LEADER. He told me to call ZENELSKY a dictator SO that is what I did.
- I reminded PEOPLE that anybody WORKING FROM HOME would only play golf.
- I played a round of SEVEN UNDER on Tuesday.
- I want to EXTORT Ukraine for their Rare Earth Medals and PROPOSED a deal. If they do not give us the medals, they will DIE like MILIONS already have. If NOT, VLADIMIR wins and he will be happy with me.
- I proclaimed myself KING and want to RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN.
- Now that he is FBI DIRECTOR I CAN SEND KASH PATEL A LIST OF PEOPLE that were mean to me to investigate.
- I FIRED the chairman of the joint CHIEFS because he is DEI and some lawyers AT THE PENTAGON so Pete Hegseth can do what he wants.
- DON’T EVEN WORRY ABOUT THE PRICE OF EGGS.
Trump also attached a document with the nuclear launch codes and a picture of his scorecards from four rounds of golf this week.
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