Is Trump’s Clown Car Going off the Rails?

Donald Trump, Mike Pence
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The past couple of weeks have been crazy — even by the insanely high standards for absurdity that President Donald Trump has set. There were so many things that were either completely bonkers, brazen, or bizarre that we couldn’t pick just one for our weekly editorial. Instead, we offer a sampling of random thoughts on Trump, Ukraine, politics, the Kurds, God working in mysterious ways, and much more.

After once again soliciting (illegally) the assistance of not one but two foreign governments in next year’s election, the president has claimed that the calls for Ukraine and China to investigate his political rival, Joe Biden, and his son were spurred by his concern for fighting corruption.

First of all, the only time the words “Trump,” “fighting,” and “corruption” go together in a sentence is when it’s something like: “Donald Trump is fighting hard to keep authorities from uncovering his corruption.” 

But let’s pretend, for argument’s sake, that the US president really is interested in fighting corruption abroad. If that were the case, why is he such a strong supporter of Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who is facing three sets of corruption charges right now? And why does Trump back some of the more corrupt and ruthless strongmen in the world?

The latest defense of Trump that Republicans are trying out is that he is just trolling the media. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) floated that one to avoid having to actually show some spine, for a change, and to stand up to the president’s solicitation of Ukrainian and Chinese help to take down Biden. 

Was Trump also trolling the media when he made that request in a phone call that we only know of because of a whistleblower? It would be nice for somebody in the Florida press corps to ask the senator that question.

It might also be a good idea for White House reporters to follow up a particularly insane and incomprehensible statement from the president with “Are you kidding now, or …?”

Rubio certainly wasn’t laughing when Trump betrayed the Kurds and opened the door to a Turkish invasion of the territory they are holding in Syria.

The senator didn’t seem to think Trump was trolling the press that time, though we do wonder just how Rubio knows whether the president is joking or not.

After facing a rare backlash from his own party, the president seemed to backpedal a bit with his most megalomaniacal tweet yet (and that’s a really high bar to clear).

The Kurds could have avoided this situation if they had just hinted at having some dirt on Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s (D-MA) niece., any country that wants something from Trump can now dangle this in front of him and he’ll bite every time. 

“Hey, EU, why are you not paying more for defense?”

“Oh, we’re just spending all of that money on an investigation into Bernie Sanders.”

“That’s cool then.”

Or, perhaps …

“China, why are you invading Hong Kong?”

“We hear that they have some documents proving Pete Buttigieg is gay.”

“Well, don’t let me stop you.”

Speaking of Sanders and Warren … Wall Street is really worried about them cracking down on the top 1 percent. But what about Trump? When the criminality of this administration — from self-dealing and obstruction of justice to perjury and contempt — is revealed in its entirety, several enormously rich people will be in legal jeopardy. That list is led by Trump, along with Don Jr., Jared Kushner, Steve Mnuchin, Betsy DeVos, Elaine Chao and now Gordon Sondland.

If Trump keeps going like that, the only campaign promise he’ll actually wind up keeping is draining the swamp. His own.

The most recent acolyte of the president with whom the law has ensnared is New York Republican Chris Collins, the first congressional lawmaker to endorse Trump. A couple of weeks ago he was forced to resign because of an insider trading scandal that he previously dismissed as a “witch hunt.” Hmm, why does that sound so familiar?

Finally, we figured out why so many “Christians” and their leaders seem to think that Trump was somehow chosen by God, even though this president is the antithesis of the teachings of Jesus, cheated on his third wife with a porn star, and knows less about the Bible than he does about running a profitable casino. It’s because, they’re insisting, God did handpick Trump — but not because of the reasons the president’s base thinks. Instead, it is the only way to get an uncharismatic stiff like Mike Pence into the Oval Office.

Yes, The Lord chose Trump because He knew there was no way that such a corrupt serial liar with a total lack of morals or scruples could stay in office for a full term. But even God could not anticipate that Republicans would turn their backs on Him and bow down at the altar of Trump, instead.


The cartoon above was created by DonkeyHotey for WhoWhatWhy from these images: Benjamin Netanyahu caricature (DonkeyHotey / Flickr – CC BY 2.0), body (U.S. Department of State / Flickr), and map (CIA / Wikimedia).


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3 responses to “Is Trump’s Clown Car Going off the Rails?”

  1. Georgette McGraw says:

    I find it beyond disturbing that our military has put their lives in harm’s way and given all to defend our Democracy and our values. Americans who don’t have the courage to stand up on our own soil to fight for our Democracy, Rule of Law, and our values makes their sacrifices in vain. Our Democracy is being chipped away daily under this Administration. Remove the politics, Trump’s name, and his party out of the discussion and engage in some critical thinking. ANY man, woman, or party who has committed the crimes he and his thugs have engaged in deserves to be impeached. Do what’s right America. If you’re Republican, listen to Gowdy’s and Graham’s videos when they wanted Clinton impeached – and he didn’t put our National Security at risk by having an affair.

  2. Louis says:

    I couldn’t have said it better myself! The only issue is the cult of Trump is immune from the truth! They worship their lord and savior Donald Trump and have joined his fantasy! So strange how some people are drawn to insanity!

  3. I like your web site. America needs more people who are willing to step outside their comfortable, delusional, make believe world and stand up for democracy before it’s too late. At least I would like to believe that it isn’t already too late.

    There is absolutely no doubt that we are facing a crisis on par with the Civil War. I’ve been doing what I can in terms of writing letters to Congressman and newspapers. Yet I somehow feel powerless and I ask myself why I even bother? Then I remember the words of Edmond Burke who once said: “no man makes a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he believed he could do only a little. ” I would like to donate some money however, I live on social security and can barely pay my bills. Keep up the good work.