Here are our favorite works of DonkeyHotey from 2024.
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2024 was a year of change for the worse in America. We did our best to focus attention on the most outrageous offences of the Republicans in their quest to undermine the foundations of our post-Civil War democracy. They seem intent on bringing back all of their favorite methods of oppressing citizens including voter suppression, anti-women’s health care legislation, ending birthright citizenship, ending no-fault divorce, undermining the indepence of institutions such as universities, the news media, and more. They have already worked to delegitimize evangelical churches by turning them into arms of the Republican party that no longer profess the teachings of Jesus.
Unfortunately, the new year is bringing no relief to the right’s assault on American values. We will continue to chronicle the atrocities in the coming year.
Here are our favorite works of DonkeyHotey from 2024.
Third Party Candidates Ring in the New Year
We started off 2024 stating the obvious. Third-party presidential candidates don’t produce any meaningful results for their supporters. Until a group of Americans builds a party from the ground up, they will not have an impact on governing outcomes. Read more.
Donald Trump: Vlad’s Impaler
Trump put a spear through the heart of US funding for Ukraine. If he gets elected, will he let his buddy Putin take Ukraine and then roll into NATO countries? Read more.
Mitch McConnell Endorses a Devil He Knows
The GOP minority leader knows that Donald Trump is unfit to serve, yet he missed every chance to make it clear to his fellow Republicans. What is he afraid of? Read More
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem Keeps Digging Deeper Holes in Her Gravel Pit
One of Donald Trump’s VP hopefuls bragged about killing her dog in her biography and expected MAGA media to praise her bravery. Read more.
Masters of the Universe Meet to Plan a Whites-Only Future
Elon Musk, Rupert Murdoch, David Sacks, Peter Thiel, and others plot to win the War on Woke. Read more.
Machine Gun Clarence: Textualism, Smechtualism, Let the Bullets Fly!
Clarence Thomas wrote the majority opinion striking down a Trump ban on bump stocks which increase a semi-automatic rifle’s discharge rate, making it as deadly as a machine gun — but the court majority found it was technically not a machine gun. Read more.
John Roberts Throws Open a Pandora’s Box of Authoritarianism
The US Supreme Court uses tortured logic to give all future presidents absolute immunity for “official acts” while in the White House. The lack of clarity in the ruling will ensure years and years of litigation. Read more.
Donald Trump Inspires Vets With Comments About the Medal of Honor
The former president denigrated Medal of Honor recipients in an effort to butter up a wealthy donor. Read more.
Former President Brags About His Concepts
Donald Trump announced he had concepts of plans to fix health care in America. This reminds us that this con man is not even a concept of a serious presidential candidate. Read more.
Election 2024: Stop the Thiel!
If a fading Donald Trump makes it to the White House, it’s only a matter of time until Peter Thiel’s Manchurian candidate, JD Vance, becomes president of the United States. Read more.
Broligarchs Entice Incels to Vote Republican
Elon Musk and his clan of tech-bro billionaires want to convince low-propensity male voters to support the agenda of the Algorithm Autocrats. Read more.
It’s Time to Take Out the Garbage, Man!
Donald Trump and his MAGA enablers jumped with excitement when Joe Biden briefly stumbled over his words while addressing Trump’s Madison Square Garden hate-fest, sparking pearl-clutching in DC. Read more.
Donald Trump Will Let RFK Jr. Run Wild on Women’s Health
The president-elect has lots of plans to Make America Great Again. One plan is to set Kennedy loose to mess with the fragile US health system. This would include plans to protect women from their own bad choices. Read more.
Co-President Elon Musk Gets What He Craves at Mar-a-Lago: Adoration
Musk enjoys hanging out at the co-president-elect’s country club, where he is treated like a rock star. Read more.
Donald Trump Knows More About Cryptocurrency Than Anybody
The president-elect was courted by crypto investors to become the father of the American Bitcoin Reserve, which is designed to take prices for Bitcoin to the next level. Read more.